Things My 20 Year Old Self Would Have NEVER Said

• I'm planning to encapsulate the placenta next time.
• We make our own toothpaste.
• I don't use shampoo.
• This next baby is going to be born at home.
• I don't drink diet coke.
• Budweiser is a terrible beer.
• Are those potatoes organic?
• My toddler is still nursing.
• I love my body.
• We don't buy canned food.
• I make all our bread.
• I don't have cable TV.
• The kids sleep in our room with us.
• I don't own a subaru.